Technology Review: Harnessing Hamster Power with a Nanogenerator

Some scientists at Georgia Tech have managed to harness hamsters’ energy with nanowires.

Nanowires can be woven, can’t they?

Into, say, jackets?

I’m guessing that my employer will take this research to the inevitable next step and get us all jackets, purportedly for “safety” or “environmental” or “ergonomic” reasons, of course.