Miley Cyrus plans to write memoir

Article here.

Another take:

At first, I laughed. How can a 15-year-old possibly have enough memories to write a memoir?

But then I remembered how little I remember from when I was 15 (and 14 and 13 and 12)…

I guess if I wanted to capitalize on my rise to stardom at that age, I’d have to have written it then, too.

Unless it had been so thoroughly documented by the press, of course,.